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Recent Movie Reviews


Dick Neck: Origins Dick Neck: Origins

Rated 3 / 5 stars

One thing

Guy with high voice trying to sound like guy with low voice makes me shit. Get a new VA.

Aside from that...it was alright. Decent animation, okay jokes.


Phobotech responds:

Well, which voice are you specifying?


$eG@ $eG@

Rated 4 / 5 stars

pingas

I'm disappointed that mr. alligator didn't say find the computer room though



Twilight: The Broodening Twilight: The Broodening

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

Better than anything else on the front page

It started off really slow, but at around the 40% mark it picked up. Had some pretty good lines in it, although some of the plot hole exposures lasted a bit too long.


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Recent Game Reviews


Uirdz Uirdz

Rated 4 / 5 stars

Pretty good. Controls were a bit loose and some of the dialog was a bit too portal-y, but otherwise a good game.

Although many of the secrets were way too hard to find.



Flightless Flightless

Rated 4 / 5 stars

Best Nitrome game to come out in a while, and that's saying something.



Stable Boy Stable Boy

Rated 3 / 5 stars

Pretty sure it's broken. The cucumber lady won't give me the cucumber, I've used every item on the plants and clicked the plants without an item. It appears I can't progress and I don't feel like starting over. Oh well.


Recent Audio Reviews


Bumblegroove Bumblegroove

Rated 5 / 5 stars

THE CLEAR WINNER OF THE 2013 OL-SKOOL OL-YMPICS



Smashing Good Funzo Smashing Good Funzo

Rated 2 / 5 stars

YES

THE SONG DOES CHANGE AT 1:45

FOR THE WORSE


Grozlam responds:

I SHOULD CHANGE YOU FOR THE WORSE

CALLA-CATAZZ, TURN TO BLUE RAZZ


Hocus Shooter Hocus Shooter

Rated 4 / 5 stars

Hmm

Sounds like a side-scrolling shooter game about zombies or a graveyard or something. One that takes itself lightly, like something for the SNES. Good work, but could use more variation.


GameBalance responds:

That exactly was supposed to be soundtrack for a game. But then game did not happen. That is why it is not that variative as it could be