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This game would have been fantastic save for one thing: your microbe takes about half an hour to open his stupid mouth, and then another half an hour to close it. If your enemy just keeps turning, he's completely invulnerable unless you can predict which way he's going to turn (which you can't). So basically you have to hope your enemy will just go straight in one direction long enough for you to eat him.
Author's Response:
That does make the game a bit challenging, I agree. But you wouldn't want to play an easy game would you? Haha! We'll keep your ideas in mind for the future, though, thanks.
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I don't get why people think the ball moves too fast. Sure, it gets a little rediculous by the end, but I beat the game in one try without losing a single life. I came close a few times (namely on Jack Sparrow, who was stupidly hard) though..
I would reccomend a difficulty chooser since most of NG seems to have horrendus timing and reflexes. Since you don't have a high score table anyway, you don't need to worry about that.
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"Contest Winner - At least it should be"
The voice acting was great; I thought it was professional at first, perhaps taken from an outside source. The animation was very smooth and crisp.
The only problems I had were level 6+ ramped up WAY too quickly, and, of course, the gameplay was very repetitive. But then, I'm not 5-12.
All in all, you did a great job, even though the message was a little hackneyed and...um...other negative adjective.
Author's Response:
Oh, I can assure you, the voice definitely IS professional voice acting. It was done by Erica Mendez and ShockDingo from the Voice Acting Alliance forums. You should definitely google the VAA if you need voice acting for any Flash projects. Please be polite, and take the time to learn their system of doing things, and I'm sure someone there will be able to provide you with results like these.
Repetitive gameplay stages 6+, I can understand. The difficulty ramping up too quickly, is kind of a surprise to me. The only real difference between 7 and 9 is the speed at which enemies run. Stage 6 always seems like such a bear, but actually there's 15 enemies on-screen at once that take 3 hits each, so it's not much different from Stage 4, which featured 4 enemies at once that took 3 hits each. It's just the large groups that make it seem a lot more challenging than it actually is.
As for the message, in the contest rules it said that games would be judged more favorably if they had a message. So as you mgiht immagine, I and everyone else who entered the contest, put a cheesy message in. I just did my best to have fun with it, and I think that helped a lot. :)
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i don't remember anything else
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its like i'm playing a game. It sounds VERY Very familure for some reason i'm not sure though. Hmm. Either way pretty decent work on this. Keep it up!
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GOD IT'S JUST SO AWESOME
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