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There are a few bugs

First: If you click rapidly, the bullets will keep resetting back to the one just outside of the barrel.

Second: Explosions cause missiles and bullets to stop. This can cause a huge waste of missiles, and render some opponenets temporarily invulnerable.

Third: If you fire an arc of missiles during the "Go to next level" scene, and then hit the continue button, the missiles will continue to fly and destroy anything they touch. This is a way to fire more than 50 missiles per round.

Other than that it's a very fun game, great work.

I want to know how you think they'll port this

They MIGHT have ported it about 10 years ago. MIGHT have. It's short, the graphics aren't that good, and it's too hard. It's like playing one of those arcade games you pay ...Oh my God! A standard American keyboard doesn't have a 'cent' sign!

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Sorry, I got sidetracked. Because this game is BORING. If you hadn't been all "OMFG PS2 VERSOIN" it would have been good, but you had to get all big-headed.

DanPaladin responds:

nobody said anything about ps2, nor was anyone getting big headed.

it was simply stated that this is NOT the console version, so your review is just about null. please take more care in reading!

For God's sake

It's not a Deagle. It's called a Desert Eagle. DEagle. D Eagle. D eagle. Anything but Deagle.

Yeah

Killerman was right, this game is WAY too fast. I think Maelstormm must have a very bad computer. It was still playable, however. No matter how good Killer's computer is, it's not so great he can't play it.

There were some bits with slowdown. I used a "Zero Rush" technique in which I just kind of held "a" while jumping occasionally. Got me through the levels in about 30 seconds, but my computer was struggling so much by that time I had to die on purpose just to stop the slowmo.

Also, the sound being 1-bit makes it seem like there's a towel over my speakers. Instead of making the sound quality bad, try using shorter songs. None of the levels (if you zero rush) are more than a minute or so long, yet you used 3+ minute songs. Yeah.

However, it was a very fun game, like playing an overclocked Nintendo. Cept it ran a lot smoother.

maelstormm responds:

- My computer is WinXP, 2.6ghz processor, 3gb Ram, and a 128mb videocard. Configured for peak use and only a handful of programs even installed on it. It can render a 3D picture with reflective surfaces, transparencies, and hundreds of objects in a minute or two.

- The sound is 8bit. Almost every song in the game is under 1 minute 30 seconds, with many being below a minute. only 1 or 2 are over 2 minutes long.

Glad you had fun.

Very good!

I would like to know what song is playing during that game. It's a very good game and the song fits it very well. I'm a fan of your work.

It was pretty good

PROS:
Those sound effects were GREAT.
The graphics were also great.
The music was great.
I loved how Zero could do his combo. Whee.

CONS:
The jumping and clinging to walls was fun, but it was buggy. I can't explain it.
His combo was really hard to do. You had to time it just right.

I don't understand why you're going crazy and saying it's a piece of shit. I saw ONE guy say that. I've submitted 4 things, all blammed. Or was it 5? Whatever, the point is, everyone on NG is a whiny baby who can't do anything for themselves so they berate other peoples' work. So do me a favor and don't take it personally.

Oh god

That was so horrible. Why, God, why did you curse me with ears?

Mediocre

All games start at 5.

-3 because it was made by Tom Fulp.
-2 because the intro scene took years and years.
-2 because his name is "Domo-Kun".
+2 because of "Rise from the grave".
+3 because it was fun.
-2 because it was impossible.
+2 because it featured the Powerpuff girls.
-1 because you used the term "Fat bastard". Or whatever.
+1 because the filesize was smaller than it could have been.

Which brings us to...3! Good job, guys.

Hey, uh, NG?

How about you, y'know, DELETE this kind of thing, rather than just brand it stolen? Might make a few people happier.

Spectacular

Simply great. I loved how there were three different styles of continuing the mission (Shooter, reflex, and stamina). The graphics were pretty good, and you actually used sprites from Doom. The only qualm I have is that it's far too short.

(Note: I always give "violence" a 0 because I have no idea what it means. How much, the quality, I'm not quite sure.)

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