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Dick Neck: Origins Dick Neck: Origins

Rated 3 / 5 stars

One thing

Guy with high voice trying to sound like guy with low voice makes me shit. Get a new VA.

Aside from that...it was alright. Decent animation, okay jokes.


Phobotech responds:

Well, which voice are you specifying?


$eG@ $eG@

Rated 4 / 5 stars

pingas

I'm disappointed that mr. alligator didn't say find the computer room though



Twilight: The Broodening Twilight: The Broodening

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

Better than anything else on the front page

It started off really slow, but at around the 40% mark it picked up. Had some pretty good lines in it, although some of the plot hole exposures lasted a bit too long.


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Obama's Inauguration Obama's Inauguration

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

Zoobidy bop

Three major (and by major I mean minor) issues:

1) The graphics. Well, not graphics since this isn't a game. You know what I mean.
2) The resemblance to Family Guy.
3) The "I'd hit it" joke).

They all have one thing in common: they were all too easy.

GET IT? LOL

Aside from that, though, well done. You didn't go into politics which was a relief for me. I was half expecting this to either be left-wing preaching or right-wing preaching.


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Without A Mushroom Without A Mushroom

Rated 4 / 5 stars

Zip zop

The ending was the best part. I also like how you knew you couldn't sound like Mario so you didn't try. Not everybody can speak in the eighth octave.


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Sh0T-D0wN responds:

Exactly. I figured doing a lame Italian accent while trying to get my voice that high would come off as lame.


Sometimes, y Sometimes, y

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

Honestly

This could be made IF (and only if) you hired a different voice actor.



Tree Balls Tree Balls

Rated 4 / 5 stars

feaskdnvfsr

I rarely laugh at the garbage that populates NG, but the "How bout you down there, sunshine, you got a problem?" line was funny. Kudos. The animation was pretty bad though, and the yellow ornament's voice cracked too often.



scr00g mcduc scr00g mcduc

Rated 4 / 5 stars

FUN

I had a stony visor all through Cogs of War 2, but this I laughed at. And I'm not even one of those counterculture idiots.



Game of Genes Game of Genes

Rated 3 / 5 stars

Hey that's super

While it may be the billionth stick fight movie ever submitted to NG, it's a surefire way to pass judgement because...well, it just is.

One thing, though. Your preloader doesn't work. It just makes believe that it's stuck at 2% and forces you to right click and press play.



Splash Attack Splash Attack

Rated 3 / 5 stars

It was alright

I wonder how many people said "NO BECAUSE AFTER AWHILE YOU RUN OUT OF PP AND USE THRASH WHICH DOES DAMAGE!!!!!"

Anyway, it was a pretty good idea made MUCH better by the fact that it was literally a dozen or so scenes randomly interspliced. It gets kind of obvious after the same scene plays several times, but still. Very unique.