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[From the Inside]

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I couldn't watch the whole thing because my ears exploded halfway through. I can't wait till Linkin Park dies in a bus accident or something.

Pl4gued responds:

hmm that would make u lp haters like 3 out of... wut, 1000000 n counting?

[Politicians dance too!]

Not bad

It was kind of funny. Anyone who says it was a copy of Knox is just programmed to say that, so don't worry about it. The one thing I didn't like was the expression on the figure's face. Looked like he just ate a lemon, rind and all.

HauptmannGurken responds:

Damn Knox Programmers :-P I just liked the thought of the fat blue man gettin' down with his bad self, lol.

[Frijolero(Beaner)]

It was pretty damn good

I hate nationalists. They're so god damn "Ohhh, look at meeeee, I have it soooo baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad!". They want us to treat them just as we treat each other, then they go and do shit like tatoo the word "MEXICO" on their foreheads. Great way to be equal. "Don't call me gringo you fucking beaner" was funny. If he hadn't added those last 3 words the song would have been over right then and peace would have returned. Goddamn racists.

Note: This entire review might sound paradoxial. It's not. I just hate everyone.

The movie was pretty nice though. Good graphics, good animation. The song, like every other song, would have been good if the lyrics didn't exist.

Now excuse me, I'm going to rename myself "Hamburger America" and parade around China going 'I WANT EQUALITY, USE DOLLARS!'

CheveLoco responds:

i know what you mean...:P..your review was...good?..lol...thanx!

[Passion Of The Christians]

Bad!

For those of you reading this review, I'll save you the time of watching this movie by putting the plot here:

Scene 1 "omfg teh pazion loL~~~``"

Scene 2 "j00z suk"

teh end

I haven't seen The Passion. I never WILL see The Passion. But for God's sake, WHO CARES if you didn't like it? I suppose you're no worse than Sienfeld. Blech.

EricSullivan responds:

I'm in awe at how useless this review is.

[The Swordsman 4]

Jfiuesdihb

I don't really like your drawing style. It's so pudgy and weird looking. The whole thing was very slow, too. It was like Poninjas except caught in a slow-time rift, and with pudgy weird drawing.

wallpaperman responds:

Jfiuesdihb

[Xunmato.]

Sorry

A fat guy with harry potter glasses does not work as a hero. Also nothing happened. You know.

wallpaperman responds:

how is he a hero? he got his ass kicked

[SecretAgentRege in Dr.BO]

It was...not that good

CONS:
No voice acting
You missed the space bar a lot
You also missed the shift key a lot
Overdone cliches

PROS:
The animation was almost good

But it made the front page anyway. Good job, I guess.

SecretAgentRege responds:

This must have been due to the font changes...

The font I used is all CAPS, and when I went back to see what the problem was (due to someone else's review) it appears some of the text was dynamic. I switched all to static.. hopefully that worked.

Thanks!