Doneveno's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Where do clams come from]

Decent

While I hate things that are all style and no substance, I can't say no to something that isn't violent or noir on Newgrounds.

[soap opera island]

Not very good

Not so much too short as the punchline was delivered poorly, and the voice acting could have been bumped up a notch. In volume, I mean.

Also, the lizard mask guy's movements are really repetetive and don't do anything for the story. How about him knitting another mask?

Final vote: 2

[Unrelated Occurences]

Decent

Black and white + "charmingly witty" title + being british = instant 0, but since you didn't say anything I can't accuse you of being a noir british bandwagoneer. So I'll just review it normally.

Lip sync was off, and the fight scene was drawn incredibly poorly. Besides that it was good. Final vote: 3 (-1 for graphics, -1 for having the word "korn" in it)

billyjr82 responds:

....what are talking about!?!? being british? noir british bandwagoneer? none of us are british....what the hell........british!!! AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! .....besides that load of nonsense I thank you for the critism although I will have to disagree with you about the fight scene...I found it to be quite well drawn, quite well indeed.....good day sir ~billy

[Bones]

"I laughed" would be a lie. So would "I smiled".

The first mistake you made was being a noir brit. I mean, come on. Not every single british person on earth has to be sick and twisted. Bandwagon, much? The second mistake was you drawing style. The backgrounds and all that are nice, but the faces...terrible. It's beyond cartoon. It's beyond superdeformed. It's just BAD. I suppose for hopping on the bandwagon and making an incredibly see-through flash, you did a good job. Vote: 1

[Email!!]

Like a pane of glass

It's like watching an Invader Zim fan fic come to life. Originality or bust.

[FF Battle]

Good

The only thing I have to complain about are the facial expressions. It was like watching statues fight. Bubble expressions aren't enough...it just looked so fake.

[story of a loser]

I couldn't even start the goddamn thing.

It looked great until about 5 seconds in, when the music was unveiled as yet ANOTHER ripoff of "99 Red Balloons". Change the music to anything else and I'll watch it. In fact, just get rid of the music.

["The Fox and the Mirrior"]

Yeah...

Graphics: The single good thing about the flash is not even that great. The graphics themselves are crude, monocolor, and messy. The ANIMATION, however, is quite well done.

Style: Just because it makes no sense doesn't mean it's artistic or deep.

Sound: It works, but...that's all it does.

Overall: Try again without an emo theme. Also, the fox was clearly modeled after a human female...it was kind of wierd watching the movie and expecting to see certain "features" that weren't there. Try making the fox more foxly and less humanly.

[HM: The Accident]

Decent

Graphics: Very SNESly, good job.
Style: Neutral
Sound: Clean voice acting, but you didn't sound THAT enthusiastic...and the old man was too quiet
Violence: I never give more than a 0
Interactivity: None, it was a movie
Humor: Quiet laughs

3/5

[The 5 Shades of Blue]

Angsty bullshit

I could just go watch some emo kid slice up his wrists and it would take half the time. The only one that was funny had an ending I could see a mile away. Angst sucks. Try harder next time. Oh right, you tried so hard and got so far...but in the end it doesn't even matter. Haha. Vote: 1