Doneveno's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Frijolero(Beaner)]

It was pretty damn good

I hate nationalists. They're so god damn "Ohhh, look at meeeee, I have it soooo baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad!". They want us to treat them just as we treat each other, then they go and do shit like tatoo the word "MEXICO" on their foreheads. Great way to be equal. "Don't call me gringo you fucking beaner" was funny. If he hadn't added those last 3 words the song would have been over right then and peace would have returned. Goddamn racists.

Note: This entire review might sound paradoxial. It's not. I just hate everyone.

The movie was pretty nice though. Good graphics, good animation. The song, like every other song, would have been good if the lyrics didn't exist.

Now excuse me, I'm going to rename myself "Hamburger America" and parade around China going 'I WANT EQUALITY, USE DOLLARS!'

CheveLoco responds:

i know what you mean...:P..your review was...good?..lol...thanx!

[***BRUCEWILLISISONFIRE***]

d!

10 for style, congratz! It means you're not a dumbass. Anyone who gives the a 0 will accidentally drink lye and DIE.

[Banana Phone]

That song was awesome

I need to go download that song now. Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring, Banana phooooone, ring ring ring ring ring ring ring, Banana phooooooone, cellular...um...etc.

The one thing that I couldn't STAND is that their mouths NEVER EVER closed. It's so terrible looking. Other than that, be happy you got a 7 from me. I rarely give out such high grades. Because I'm a DICK.

[Aura]

How was that complicated?

I'll tell you how: It wasn't. Noir tries to be all mysterious and meaningful, and then ends up being a waste of time. You want noir, go to Iraq. It's comedy we need.

Yeah, and um...nice graphics. Cept "Commander Clown" or whatever. I hate characters like that.

[Smile!]

Yeah

Concept stolen from the Simpsons/Fairly Odd Parents and then "noired". Also, making sense might have been nice. And then the end was retarded. Otherwise, it was OK.

[Rokémon!]

It's....good?!

I found something good on Newgrounds, alert the press! There were about 500 video game references, about 95% of I could name, including the songs. Man. It was great, except I hope your friend "Nekomancer" gets hit by a truck for having a name like that. Good job.

[Passion Of The Christians]

Bad!

For those of you reading this review, I'll save you the time of watching this movie by putting the plot here:

Scene 1 "omfg teh pazion loL~~~``"

Scene 2 "j00z suk"

teh end

I haven't seen The Passion. I never WILL see The Passion. But for God's sake, WHO CARES if you didn't like it? I suppose you're no worse than Sienfeld. Blech.

EricSullivan responds:

I'm in awe at how useless this review is.

[FF: Warfare 7]

Hoaaargh

The last guy basically said it was alright. I however, disagree. Poor grammar, a stolen concept, and SPRITES (god I hate sprites) make for a very bad flash. If you had an ounce of creativity you could do something spectacular.

[The Swordsman 4]

Jfiuesdihb

I don't really like your drawing style. It's so pudgy and weird looking. The whole thing was very slow, too. It was like Poninjas except caught in a slow-time rift, and with pudgy weird drawing.

wallpaperman responds:

Jfiuesdihb

[Xunmato.]

Sorry

A fat guy with harry potter glasses does not work as a hero. Also nothing happened. You know.

wallpaperman responds:

how is he a hero? he got his ass kicked