Doneveno's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Floyd The Snail]

Needs more Ugoff

Au contrair (or however you spell it); there are FAR too many works with Mozart in them, flash movies included. Classical music to a silent or pseudo-silent piece is old and boring. Also, you had absolutely nothing keeping the audience's attention except the promise of "unfortunate" events and shiny pictures. It was just an extremely slow moving flash crawling through syrup toward the conclusion. I myself find it much too aggravating sloshing by at an eighth of a mile per hour, so I quit halfway through. The graphics, obviously, were your strong point. But that's nothing special anymore. Graphics only captivate those trapped in the 20th century, wowed by skilled Photoshop manipulation. You need to get to the point and fast, but not TOO fast. Remember, this is the internet. Shiny pictures will get you far here, but in real life you're out of luck (think Final Fantasy: The Spirits Within). I will vote 3 for your effort and, as far as I could tell, dynamic personality of Floyd.

Gobi responds:

..thank you

[Mega Man vs. Quick Man]

Two problems

A) Megaman can't charge in MM2, which is where Quickman is.
B) Megaman is a robot, and hence does not bleed.

But I'm sure you've been told that before...nice work otherwise.

[Fantastic Realm Chapter 2]

Doesn't deserve #1

Pros:
Decent graphics
Good voice acting

Cons:
Extremely unoriginal
95% shiny, 5% substance

It's good, but not #1 good.

[Las aventuras de Mr.Coo]

Almost perfect

Series on a big network? Definately not. But they would buy shorts of this calibur. Two things I was wondering...A) Shouldn't it be Sr. Coo, since the title is in Spanish? And B) Why did you use a Homer Simpson clip (The "heh")? Fix those two things and you have yourself a masterpiece.

[El Perro de FlashyNewb]

Why are people so dumb?

I love the touch of how it slowly degraded. The graphics/animation got worse and worse until it ended abruptly. You even made fun of those shitsticks who think squiggly lines flying around is h4x. God bless you.

[Baby Mario's Adventures 2]

Horrible.

Let me make a few assumptions about you...you like South Park, you're a caucasian male age 12-16, and you go to public school. A losing combination for humor. Let me give you some non-jackass advice now:

Lay off the fart/pee/poop/dick jokes.
Not every character has the same personality as you.
"Sped" is the lamest insult on the face of the earth, never use it.

Follow this advice and you'll be etc.

[Final Fantasy A+]

Great, with one huge flaw.

The graphics, story, twist at the end...all great. But one thing was nagging me the entire time. You're an immesurable Japanophile. The end.

[Element trailer]

Wow, an angsty graphics fest.

Unoriginal stories chock full of purdy drawings don't cut it in the real world, which SO many Newgrounds authors fail to realize. Next time make it original, and not "omg linkin park".

[The Real Legend 2]

It's GOOD...but...

I don't see what everybody is so hyped up about. Sure it was good, but it had a lot of MAJOR flaws. The voice acting was muffled, the animation was VERY sloppy, and a lot of drawings were very Japanophile-y. You finished it, but you didn't go back and perfect it. 4/5

[Halo: Funny Situations]

ONE LINE SUMMARY

I could tell you spoke French by the way you talked, so I'm not going to tell you how bad your voice acting was, it's not your fault. The jokes themselves were pretty good, but seeing as how I hate Halo, I didn't laugh save for once or twice. Granted, it looks like you worked hard on it, so you get a 4.